Bad Bronzing at the Golden Globes 2014

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">The Golden Globes 2014.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">My number one pet peeve as a makeup artist </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">is the abuse of bronzer.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">And along side that crazy orange self tanning.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Did you notice how uniformly orange</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">the men were both on the red carpet and during the show?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKGcTJDyMnqwXsj3tyKHlbTVHVEacGeFbbSGvP7ZIAxzZgZoTaHv7mxua_JkvLBiwEA-kI11aE5USi48PT6wqR3i_P6Z5yQ0k8eBwiiK86Xh_ZAG9lvSX6misxJy7HT0MEka7zK1qZC38/s1600/leonardo_dicaprio_golden_globes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKGcTJDyMnqwXsj3tyKHlbTVHVEacGeFbbSGvP7ZIAxzZgZoTaHv7mxua_JkvLBiwEA-kI11aE5USi48PT6wqR3i_P6Z5yQ0k8eBwiiK86Xh_ZAG9lvSX6misxJy7HT0MEka7zK1qZC38/s1600/leonardo_dicaprio_golden_globes.jpg" title="Leo-Dicaprio-fake-tan-golden-globes-2014" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">As the night progresses Leo's tan got streakier and more uneven</td></tr></tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">And the bronze attack wasn't even artfully executed - there were orange faces paired with white necks,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">oranges faces with sweated out hair lines,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">it was fantastically, deliriously, hideous.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">I enjoyed the slightly reflective concealer under Leo's eyes, but otherwise his makeup was too makeup-py for me.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were brilliant,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">but I do think the best line of the night was Fey's intro to DiCaprio:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Century, Times, serif; line-height: 21px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>"And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio," </i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEie1NYj5tTuL70IGAq6wjzRRa0pcN8PAsLedv2iDFvZuFdXz8_kv2X4x2n7XJvwLMclRv3WBtuk6RgpIcMSh6LzhDh8MCKIU-GrkRUuRwdJwnX6K5rAJ-qI0PQWOuShKeb4Axt6rrZr01w/s1600/matthew+globes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEie1NYj5tTuL70IGAq6wjzRRa0pcN8PAsLedv2iDFvZuFdXz8_kv2X4x2n7XJvwLMclRv3WBtuk6RgpIcMSh6LzhDh8MCKIU-GrkRUuRwdJwnX6K5rAJ-qI0PQWOuShKeb4Axt6rrZr01w/s1600/matthew+globes.jpg" title="matthew-McConaughey-fake-tan-golden-globes-2014" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Matthew McConaughey's tan was borderline psychedelic</td></tr></tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">God I love the Globes!!</span></div></div>

Bad Bronzing at the Golden Globes 2014

The Golden Globes 2014. My number one pet peeve as a makeup artist  is the abuse of bronzer. And along side that crazy orange self tanning. ...

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